Don’t Leaf Your Plants Hanging While You’re Away!

Feral Foliage Fostering

We’re here to keep your leafy companions happy, hydrated, and thriving while you wander, or even when you’re home but just have too much going on. feral flora is the plant whisperer you’ve been needing in Astoria, Long Beach, and beyond—whether it’s for your home jungle or your business oasis!

WHAT'S INCLUDED
🌱 Watering & TLC
We’re masters of Goldilocks watering—not too much, not too little, but juuuuust right.

🌿 Repotting Spa Day
New soil, new pot, new vibe! We’ll give your plants the magical glow-up they deserve, like they’ve just returned from an enchanted forest.

🐞 Pest Patrol
Are uninvited guests crawling through your precious garden? Fear not—we’ll perform a gentle exorcism, removing the unwanted critters so your plants can thrive in peace.

🌸 Plant Snacks
A sprinkle of love and elixirs (aka fertilizer) to keep them growing like the enchanted creatures they are.

🌵 Exotic VIP Treatment
Orchids, bonsais, rare beauties—We’ll handle your plant fam with the reverence it deserves, keeping them all in their prime like little forest gods.

PRICING
Up to 5 plants: $30 per visit (Perfect for your calm, leafy sanctuary)
6-15 plants: $40 per visit (Is it a mini jungle, or a forest of magic? We’re here for it!)
16-30 plants: $55 per visit (A full-on enchanted forest? We’ve got you covered, mystically speaking)
Custom Quote: Living amongst more than 30 magical plant familiars? Let’s chat, and we’ll conjure up the perfect plan.

ADD-ON SERVICES
Repotting: From $20 per plant (Think of it as plant yoga—root stretching and soul-refreshing.)
Pest Control: $10-$20 per plant (Banishing pests with a touch of magical intervention.)
Fertilizing: $5-$10 per visit (The plant snacks they deserve to keep growing strong)
Rare Plant TLC: $5-$15 per plant (We’ll keep your divas drama-free, with a little extra care.)

TRAVEL FEES
Naselle: $5 (Home is where the plants are!)
Long Beach & Astoria: $12-$18 depending on location (Every mile for magical plants is worth it!)
Extended Areas: $0.60/mile

Why Choose feral flora?
✅ Plant Nerds & Potion Masters: We’ve read the ancient tomes, watched the YouTube spells, and have way too many plants ourselves. (As if that were possible!)
✅ Reliable AF: Rain, shine, or full moon, your plants are in good hands—literally.
✅ Tailored to Your Jungle: We treat every plant like it’s the star of a secret garden.
✅ Earth-Friendly: Eco-conscious care that keeps Mother Nature smiling.

HOW IT WORKS
Reach Out: Call us, email us, or summon a raven (honestly, just click the button below).
Spill the (Plant) Tea: Share your plants’ quirks, routines, and any magical needs they might have while you‘re away.
Go Live Your Life: Let a mystical plant guardian tend to your green babies while you live your best life!